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The Worst New Years Resolutions

Each new year brings the promise of a fresh start to make those resolutions a reality. Instead of creating a list of recommended new years resolutions. We thought it would be fun to create the worst new years resolutions you can make from an insurance perspective.

  1. Getting a new waterbed.
  2. Giving the kids a new faster car, a red one of course.
  3. Trusting all of mankind and leave everything unlocked.
  4. Getting a trampoline, and removing your fence so that all of the local kids can enjoy it.
  5. Canceling all your medical insurance, because you’re healthy and won’t ever need it.
  6. Saving on your auto insurance by canceling it, because you’ll never be at fault as you are the best driver in Texas.
  7. Add an in-ground swimming pool, next to the trampoline you added earlier.
  8. Get a pit-bull puppy to play with the kids that are jumping and swimming in your yard.
  9. Sign up for all of the credit card offers you get, and ignore those mystery accounts you don’t recognize. They’ll resolve themselves.
  10. Stop paying for cable and start using those Russian streaming services for your TV shows.

All jokes aside, we hope you stick to your new years resolutions and have a wonderful and prosperous 2016!

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